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Increasing My BS Vibrations

This article will deal with Quantum Woo. For more information, click here.

Let’s start with some definitions…

Vibration: an oscillation of the parts of a fluid or an elastic solid whose equilibrium has been disturbed, or of an electromagnetic wave.

Frequency: the rate at which something occurs or is repeated over a particular period of time or in a given sample. Such as a sound or electromagnetic wave.

Energy: The capacity of doing work.

Alright so now that we’ve gotten the definitions out-of-the-way, let me tell you that you are completely full of shit. There is no such thing as raising your frequency or your vibrations. First off, frequency of what? Vibration of what? These are words used to describe things.

For example a sound wave…


See those crests, those are how we would judge the frequency of a sound wave. It is the number of times that a wave reaches the same point in a given period of time. If the above illustration was a second, the frequency of the two lines would be 6 and 3 respectively. These do not represent positive or negative thinking…if you think they do, you are full of shit.

Now let’s discuss vibrations. I keep hearing morons talk about increasing their vibrations in order to exist on a higher plane of reality. What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Nothing, because when you ask for an actual definition they simply move the goalpost anytime you try to get them to actually answer the fucking question. It doesn’t even make sense that higher beings would have to exist at higher vibrations while lower beings would exist at lower vibrations.

Guess what….your thoughts do not create your reality, otherwise how in the fuck would I be able to tell you that your beliefs are fucking stupid and that you are a goddamned moron for believing in them? Guess what else? I have a pretty good life. I have more than enough money, I have a great deal of contentment, I have a great job, friends, and a wonderful family life. Yet, according to your bullshit ideology I must exist on the extreme low-end of the vibration scale, since I think that you are full of shit.

Now…Energy….let’s talk about energy…

I’ve seen folks say that all is energy…Well….that’s pretty god damned special since energy is the capacity for doing something. We eat a certain amount of food, to produce a certain amount of energy, to exist a certain amount longer in life. Our cars use a certain amount of gas, to produce a certain amount of energy, to go a certain distance down the road.

Now perhaps where this gets confusing is that everything is made out of energy. In order for anything to be created something else has to give up something. In order to create, something else has to be destroyed, to eat, something has to die, to do anything, something else has to occur. However, all bread is made from flour….you couldn’t eat a cup of flour and say you just enjoyed a loaf of bread. Energy converts to matter and then matter into various forms of energy, however I believe that some folks forget about mass.

The mass of a molecule does not change. So a molecule with a given mass will continue to have that mass regardless of the state in which it exists. Water for example may weigh differently in its various forms, liquid, solid or gas. However the mass of the water molecule H2O remains the same regardless of the state in which it exists. If it had more or less mass then it would cease to be water.  A water molecule is always going to be a water molecule, this is why the water cycle works.

This brings me back to vibration. Vibration of an object can go up or down depending upon outside forces, yet the object itself remains the same. Objects exposed to heat will  vibrate faster, objects exposed to cold will vibrate slower. This is why elements can exist in moth solid, liquid, and gas forms. I’ve heard some idiots claim that only water exists in these three forms yet given the proper temperatures any element, even helium, can exist in these three states, given the proper temperature and pressures. We need look no further than the other planets in our own solar system for proof of this.

So what does all of this mean in?

There are many people out there that believe if you can “Raise your frequency” by “increasing your vibrations” then you can create your own reality because “everything is energy.” Hopefully, I’ve been able to point out that this is bullshit.

I’ve seen some try to use Einstein to promote this bullshit idea in the form of this quote.

“Everything is energy and that’s all there is to it. Match the frequency of the reality you want and you cannot help but get that reality. It can be no other way. This is not philosophy. This is physics.”


A.) Einstein didn’t say this bullshit quote.

B.) That isn’t physics

  • Definition of physics: the branch of science concerned with the nature and properties of matter and energy. The subject matter of physics, distinguished from that of chemistry and biology, includes mechanics, heat, light and other radiation, sound, electricity, magnetism, and the structure of atoms.

Notice how matter and energy are fucking separate in that definition? That’s because your theory is bullshit, this quote is bullshit, and everything involved in these ideas are bullshit.

But what about Quantum Physics???

Oh Deepak….pooor sweet Deepak….shut the fuck up about quantum physics because you are nothing more than a bullshit artist who has absolutely no understanding of quantum.

“It is safe to say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.”

Richard Feynman. -Theoretical Quantum Fucking Physicist

Please…if a quantum physicist says that quantum physicists don’t even comprehend quantum mechanics, how can your favorite Youtube channeler or writer of idiotic secret books understands it better than they do?

Quantum mechanics deals with things at the incredibly small-scale. This is why it is so hard to understand because it deals with things that we cannot see or measure. What we can however do is measure the effects of quantum mechanics on the things that we can see and measure.

Think of it like this, and I’ll admit this is a poor analogy because I am not a physicist, but imagine you come across a slab of concrete and in the concrete there is a shoe print. No one else is around to have made the shoe print but you know that at some point there had to have been a shoe in order to have made that shoe print. So we could come up with various theories as to who made that shoe print and when it occurred by measuring the size of the print, the type of shoe that made it, the depth of the print to determine the weight of what who created it, etc…etc….etc…

Now, we understand that the universe is expanding. We can measure the rate of expansion yet the cause of that expansion is still unknown, we do however have a good idea that something had to have started the expansion or else it wouldn’t currently be expanding. This is where quantum physics comes into play and attempts to explain what we see today and why we see it as it is.

Quantum physics does not explain any of your Youtube Channeler or spiritualists ideas. Spooky action at a distance does not describe ghosts. The double slit experiment does not mean that nothing actually exists. The other dimensions that exist outside of the 4 that we experience are not higher, or better, or spiritual…in fact the other dimensions are tiny if you read anything about quantum physics. So your 9th dimensional angel healer guide is about a 1000th the size of the pinhead your brain fits on.

Anyway…if you believe any of this bullshit, you haven’t read through the entirety of this post…since reading isn’t your strong suit. If you have read through the entire article, you are probably like-minded and hopefully found it entertaining. Thank you for reading.


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Eat Me #2: Stores, Stress, Sleep Issues and Storms

For last weeks article, click here.


I absolutely hate going grocery shopping or any kind of shopping in particular. If I could, I would do all of my shopping on-line. Unfortunately once a week we need to go to the store for food and other items. Jen wasn’t feeling well today, so my daughter and I went to the store on our own. This trip would be even more awkward because our daughter needed a new bra and wasn’t thrilled to be going bra shopping with dad.

So we make our way to the store and it was about three times busier than usual. Already not good but we head on in. We head straight to the section with the girls bras and it is awkward… My daughter picked out one and went to try it on. While she did that I sat there looking at my shoes. Why are the dressing rooms at Wal-Mart always situated directly next to the lingerie? Very Annoying.

Anyway, she found one and we moved on to our other items on the list. Recently, the store we go to updated their entire floor plan, which means nothing is where I remember it being. Being someone who is adverse to chance, this makes shopping even more stressful. I’d go to where I think something should be and then realize I was in the wrong area. It might not seem that bad to most people but to me it is a nightmare.

Lastly, it seemed like everything on our list had someone standing directly in front of it. So I would patiently wait for the person to move on, yet more often than not it seemed like the people were statues just standing there. This drove me absolutely up the wall, I didn’t want to be rude but several times I had to ask people to move so that i could get the item that we came for. Anyway, it’s over, but shopping can definitely Eat ME!


Today wasn’t as bad as the rest of the week as far as work goes, but the entire week as a whole has been awful. One stressful situation after another. I work in a high stress career, accounting, but generally things don’t hit you left and right. This week though was really bad.

On top of this, many of my old coping mechanisms seem to be working less since my diagnosis. I know that this is psychosomatic but it is very bothersome. The fact that my stimming and quiet moments don’t seem to be working at calming me down has made the days seem to last forever and the stress simply compound. At the moment the only thing that seems to have a calming effect on me is my writing and Star Trek. I’ll go more into Star Trek in a later post, but I’ll only say that the show has an effect on me that almost nothing else does. I’ve watched all of the shows and seasons multiple times but find new things to love each time I watch them.

Anyway, the stress has led me to have some severe stomach issues and headaches. It has been bright and sunny all week which has led to my sensory issues being even worse. As I’ve said many times, I love my brain and I hate my brain, this week I’ve been more along the lines of hating my brain. I’m just glad it’s over and this week can eat me.

3.) Sleep Issues

So I finally got on Ambien which has helped me get to sleep and stay asleep, yet I am no more rested. The doctor and Jennifer believe that I have sleep apnea. So on the 20th of this month i have to go in and do a sleep study. Basically that means that I will go to the hospital, have a bunch of electrodes attached to my body, and be forced to sleep like that so that the specialist can judge whether or not I have Apnea.

In all honesty, I probably do have Apnea but the thought of the test is awful to me, the idea of having a CPAP machine is awful to me, and the whole thing is just plain awful to me. I’ll go through with it and do as the doctors say, but it is not going to be easy on me. I am incredibly stressed about this, How is it that I can’t even sleep right? Anyway, my sleep issues can EAT ME!

4.) Storms

I swear if I see another religious person blaming the severe weather that we have been experiencing nationwide to the wrath of god I will spit. Whether that is the hurricanes, wildfires, or extreme droughts, these folks are completely willing to blame it all on an invisible man, instead of calling it what it actually is, the effects of climate change.

Some people will say they don’t deny that climate change is real only that they don’t believe it is actually caused by man. Well the science is in, it is due to us, grow up or get used to these severe weather patterns.  To continue denying this fact is to leave our children and grandchildren with a worse world to clean up, if they are even able to survive on this planet by that point.

What makes this worse currently is I have two kids that live in Florida. They aren’t expecting to get the full brunt of the storm where they are at but it is still concerning to me. I hope they will stay safe and things remain calm for them throughout the next week. Seeing folks act as if god is doing this because he is pissed off about something, or that this is actually some insidious plot by the government, is incredibly annoying to me.

Science deniers, whether they be religious or conspiracy theorists are doing the world an incredible disservice. It absolutely sickens me that a huge chunk of the American population falls into these two categories. If you do fall into one of these categories, EAT ME!


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Eat Me #1: Looks, Lies, and a Scotsman

In this new series I will be discussing something or several things that have really gotten on my nerves as of late. These posts will be a bit more off the cuff, crude, and coarse. Yes, there will be swearing, if you are easily offended….Eat me!


1.) Looks

So for those of you that have been following my blog, you will know that I have recently been diagnosed with Autism Spectrum Disorder. I suspected for quite some time that this was the case but only recently had the courage to actually check into it. That said, it really wasn’t fucking easy and so this is why the next few paragraphs are so bothersome to write.

My psychologist recommended that I go to my general practitioner and ask for something to help me sleep at night. I’ve taken Ambien in the past and it worked well for me, so that is what I planned on asking for. I also needed to have my asthma checked so my wife made me an appointment for Tuesday.

Now a bit of background information. I’ve been seeing the same doctor for nearly a decade. He’s a really nice guy and easy to communicate with. I’ve never had any issues with him and so I didn’t expect any issues this time around. I was wrong.

After checking my lungs and recommending a new medicine for my asthma the doctor began talking to me about the insomnia medicine. He asked why I was looking to get on medication and I told him that it had been recommended by my psychologist. He asked me why I was seeing a psychologist and I told him that I had recently been diagnosed with Autism. The very first thing out of his mouth after that was, “Oh, you don’t look like someone with Autism.”

What the fuck is that supposed to mean? What does Autism look like? I have several friends and family with Autism and none of us fit any sort of “Autism look.” Now, since I’ve had time to process it, I believe that he might have been meaning it as some sort of complement but it definitely didn’t come off that way.

I said the only thing I could think of at the time, “Well, you can’t see my brain.”

The appointment went on from there and I did get the insomnia medicine that I need. Still, my mind has gone back to that comment over and over again over the last two days. Would you look at someone who is of average size, who just told you they have bulimia and say, “Oh, you don’t look like someone with an eating disorder.” Would you tell someone who just told you they had PTSD, “Oh, you don’t look like someone who has triggers…”

The whole thing just pissed me off so fucking badly. I had already spent months second guessing myself before even seeking a diagnosis. To have him say that made me feel like maybe I had been right. If this had happened earlier, I don’t know if I would have ever actually sought the psychologist. So to you, Mr. general practitioner….EAT ME!


2.) Lies

Okay, so this time I have to say that in the past I have been just as guilty of this but over time I have realized just how upsetting it can be to people.  Nearly every day I hear someone say something along these lines…

“I just can’t stand a dirty kitchen, I’m OCD about that.”

“Sometimes I get really upset, I’m a bit bi-polar in that respect.”

“I don’t like eye contact either, but I don’t think that’s a sign of autism.”

Wanting a clean kitchen is not Obsessive Compulsive Disorder!
Getting upset sometimes is not Bi-Polar Disorder!
Simply not liking eye contact does not mean you are autistic!

So for the first two, people are simply repeating cutesy lines that they hear from television. OCD and BPD are not things to take lightly at all. I have friends and family who suffer from these disorders. I was married to someone who was truly bi-polar and let me tell you, I wish it was simply that she got upset with me from time to time. Try she was upset about anything and everything for months at a time, and then she would magically be in love with anything and everything for several weeks.

OCD disorder is not simply wanting something done a certain way. OCD is feeling a compulsion to make sure that something is done in a certain way and having mental and physical symptoms that worsen until you feel as if they have been done in the correct way or order. Think a clean kitchen is OCD? Try cleaning a kitchen 10 times over because you needed to finish in a certain amount of time, doing each step in a specific order, until you are capable of moving on to the next task. For example, I had a friend who would wash his hands while humming the ABC’s, he wanted to finish washing his hands at the very end of the song. Sometimes he would remove his hands a bit too soon or a bit too late and would start the whole process over, it was excruciating to watch him go through this pattern several times over.

No one, at least to my knowledge, associates their autism with only eye contact. In fact for me, eye contact was one of the last things that I realized pointed to a diagnosis for autism. Generally someone will make a statement along those lines when I have tried explaining my symptoms to them. Anyone with autism that has tried to explain exactly what it is will probably understand this fairly well. Since it is in how my brain works, it is nearly impossible to describe my mental functions in a way that seems to make sense to a neurotypical person. It becomes even more excruciating when they respond with a statement like that.

Basically, what I am saying is this, unless you understand what a certain condition or disorder is, you shouldn’t claim that you have this condition or disorder. Imagine these statements…

“Man, some days I just don’t have the energy to get up out of bed, probably cause I’m a little HIV positive.”

“Sometimes I’m a bit immature but other times I’m very serious, it’s my split personality.”

“I was working and I thought you called my name, must be cause I’m a bit schizophrenic.”

Can you imagine anyone pretending to have these ailments? No, then you should be able to see why these other statements are so offensive to people who have these conditions or disorders. So to you people, who might read this post and yet continue to claim these disorders as your own….EAT ME!


3.) Scotsman

I’m getting really annoyed at all of the “No True Scotsman” fallacy’s that I am running into lately. This happens from both atheists and theists and they are equally as infuriating.

A theist might say, “No true christian would ever leave the faith.”

An atheist might say, “No true atheist likes gospel music.”

Well let me tell you something, I did leave the faith and I do still enjoy some of the old gospel songs that I grew up with in church. Neither disqualify me from my former faith or from the fact that I am an atheist now. Let me try to put this in a simple form…

Atheist = Someone who lacks a belief in a god or gods.
Theist = Someone who holds a belief in a god or gods.

I was once a Christian Pentecostal minister who prayed to and believed in God. AKA I was a theist.

I am now someone who lacks a belief in god. AKA I am now an atheist.

Anything else that you try to add to this equation is your own opinion and is absolutely meaningless. It doesn’t make you more of a theist because you haven’t fallen away from the faith. It also doesn’t make you more of an atheist because you dislike gospel music. Anything else is exactly that, something else.

The only true statements that could be made in this manner would be as such:

No true theist doesn’t believe in a god or gods.


No true atheist holds a belief in a god or gods.

Outside of those two simple facts, if you try to add anything else, you are just being an asshole and guess what, you can fucking EAT ME!