Weekend Tube

Weekend Tube: 08/10/18

Let’s get right to it this week! But before that, I now have a Patreon which can be found here, Godless Iowan Patreon. I also recently opened a merchandise store which can be found here, Godless Iowan Merch! Please consider supporting me in some way, I really appreciate it! Also it’s going to be a shorter list this week as I’m just getting back into the swing of things and I have a cold…

#6 Disappointed Optimist: Atheists Worship The Infinite Typewriter Monkey

This video is great and sad, the content is hilarious, the sadness comes from the fact that DO has his camera broken during the making of the video. Consider helping him out on Patreon and let’s get him a new camera.

#5 Digital Hammurabi: Found in Translation – A Sumerian Love Story

Ok so it takes a lot to get my emotions going, but this is so damn cute. Seriously, check it out and see if you don’t nearly die from sweetness.

#4 Tatted Atheist: Trying To Stay Famous By Bashing Atheists Cute

Honestly still don’t remember this guy, I guess he was from PBS or something…who knows. But the video is hilarious. Great job Tatted!

#3 Professor Godless Stick Engineer???: DelanoTV is Wrong About Plateaus.

Hilarious video from GE that was features on Professor Stick’s channel. There is a follow up on GE’s channel that is just as good so be sure to check that out as well!

#2 Staggerson Jagz: Emit Tells it Like It Is (100%)

A hilarious emit video from Staggerson, seriously it’s hard to describe exactly what these are about but this one is so damn funny! Check it out now!

#1 GonnaGoForIt: Matt Powell. Controversial beliefs, that can’t be backed up. 

Normally I’m not all that interested in videos of this type. Truthfully they tend to frustrate me, but this one did not. Robert and Peter shut Matt Down any time he tries to veer of topic and attempt to get him to answer the simplest of questions, “What made you become a Christian at 11.” Great job to the two of you!

Video of the Week: Genetically Modified Skeptic: I Came Out Atheist and This Happened

GM Skeptic recently fully came out as an atheist and in this video he describes the good, the bad, and the ugly reactions he received from friends and family. Great video my sparkly detective friend!


Atheists R Dum! Gman Edition!

That’s right folks, it’s a Gman video. If you are ready for some absolutely ludicrous ideas and ridiculous statements, stay tuned an please subscribe, also hit that bell icon so you don’t miss any new videos from this channel! Not sure why he is standing with a bunch of barrels behind him during this entire video but he presents an argument that is easily debunked by the law of noncontradiction.


Hammy the Clown: Plant Demons


Hi Boys and Girls, I’m hammy the clown.
Did you know that the world was once perfect and women screwed all that up for us? Of course you do…who doesn’t…I used to tell my ex wife this all the time before she left…
Anyway, at one time the whole world was vegetarian, the people, the animals, the dinosaurs, and even the plants. But after Eve messed things up everything started killing everything else for food and even plants got in on it.
The bible says that when god cursed the earth he made all the plants prickly and mean….so mean that they can kill and eat things all by themselves. Now we all know that plants aren’t alive and that clorophyll is just an evil conspiracy created by NASA, but some plants do kill and eat animals.
Look at this plant that has been possessed by the devil….scientists call them Venus Fly plants…imagine that kids, scientists believe these plants came from venus….scientists are so stupid…

Oh hi My fly, How are you doing today….oh you just enjoy that sweet nectar that god made for you….isn’t god good children, nothing he creates can ever be considered….AAAHHHHHHH oh no My fly, save yourself!!!! Mr fly, I hope you’ve repented because that devil possessed plant has you and is soon going to suck out your soul….isn’t the design of god just beautiful boys and girls…
Anyway, these plants were designed to eat veggies but because god hates sin so much he made them consume flesh….thanks Donna….I mean Eve…..stupid Donna, taking all my money and leaving me to make this shitty kids show…..

Hammy: Well, today we have a very special guest for you tonight…My personal hero….Mr Ben Shapiro! Hi Ben!!!

Jim Shapino: Uhhhh….I am not Ben Shapiro…I am Jim Shapino…
Hammy: Jim Shapino???

Jim Shapino: Well, yes I mean isn’t it obvious, Ben Shapiro is an American conservative political commentator, columnist, author, radio talk show host, and lawyer.


I’m Jim Shapino, American conservative political commentator, columnist, author, radio talk show host, and lawyer who also has a smashing mustache. I think there may have been some sort of mix up…

Hammy: ….get this loser off my show…

Shapino: Hammy I think we can gather that from the outset of the problem that we face today in society that without god we can have no capabilities…..start running on……

Hammy: Ok, well kids that’s all we have for tonights show. Remember the bible is infallible and carnivorous plants are nothing more than little grean demons…

Jim shapino continues to ramble….