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Increasing My BS Vibrations

This article will deal with Quantum Woo. For more information, click here.

Let’s start with some definitions…

Vibration: an oscillation of the parts of a fluid or an elastic solid whose equilibrium has been disturbed, or of an electromagnetic wave.

Frequency: the rate at which something occurs or is repeated over a particular period of time or in a given sample. Such as a sound or electromagnetic wave.

Energy: The capacity of doing work.

Alright so now that we’ve gotten the definitions out-of-the-way, let me tell you that you are completely full of shit. There is no such thing as raising your frequency or your vibrations. First off, frequency of what? Vibration of what? These are words used to describe things.

For example a sound wave…


See those crests, those are how we would judge the frequency of a sound wave. It is the number of times that a wave reaches the same point in a given period of time. If the above illustration was a second, the frequency of the two lines would be 6 and 3 respectively. These do not represent positive or negative thinking…if you think they do, you are full of shit.

Now let’s discuss vibrations. I keep hearing morons talk about increasing their vibrations in order to exist on a higher plane of reality. What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Nothing, because when you ask for an actual definition they simply move the goalpost anytime you try to get them to actually answer the fucking question. It doesn’t even make sense that higher beings would have to exist at higher vibrations while lower beings would exist at lower vibrations.

Guess what….your thoughts do not create your reality, otherwise how in the fuck would I be able to tell you that your beliefs are fucking stupid and that you are a goddamned moron for believing in them? Guess what else? I have a pretty good life. I have more than enough money, I have a great deal of contentment, I have a great job, friends, and a wonderful family life. Yet, according to your bullshit ideology I must exist on the extreme low-end of the vibration scale, since I think that you are full of shit.

Now…Energy….let’s talk about energy…

I’ve seen folks say that all is energy…Well….that’s pretty god damned special since energy is the capacity for doing something. We eat a certain amount of food, to produce a certain amount of energy, to exist a certain amount longer in life. Our cars use a certain amount of gas, to produce a certain amount of energy, to go a certain distance down the road.

Now perhaps where this gets confusing is that everything is made out of energy. In order for anything to be created something else has to give up something. In order to create, something else has to be destroyed, to eat, something has to die, to do anything, something else has to occur. However, all bread is made from flour….you couldn’t eat a cup of flour and say you just enjoyed a loaf of bread. Energy converts to matter and then matter into various forms of energy, however I believe that some folks forget about mass.

The mass of a molecule does not change. So a molecule with a given mass will continue to have that mass regardless of the state in which it exists. Water for example may weigh differently in its various forms, liquid, solid or gas. However the mass of the water molecule H2O remains the same regardless of the state in which it exists. If it had more or less mass then it would cease to be water.  A water molecule is always going to be a water molecule, this is why the water cycle works.

This brings me back to vibration. Vibration of an object can go up or down depending upon outside forces, yet the object itself remains the same. Objects exposed to heat will  vibrate faster, objects exposed to cold will vibrate slower. This is why elements can exist in moth solid, liquid, and gas forms. I’ve heard some idiots claim that only water exists in these three forms yet given the proper temperatures any element, even helium, can exist in these three states, given the proper temperature and pressures. We need look no further than the other planets in our own solar system for proof of this.

So what does all of this mean in?

There are many people out there that believe if you can “Raise your frequency” by “increasing your vibrations” then you can create your own reality because “everything is energy.” Hopefully, I’ve been able to point out that this is bullshit.

I’ve seen some try to use Einstein to promote this bullshit idea in the form of this quote.

“Everything is energy and that’s all there is to it. Match the frequency of the reality you want and you cannot help but get that reality. It can be no other way. This is not philosophy. This is physics.”


A.) Einstein didn’t say this bullshit quote.

B.) That isn’t physics

  • Definition of physics: the branch of science concerned with the nature and properties of matter and energy. The subject matter of physics, distinguished from that of chemistry and biology, includes mechanics, heat, light and other radiation, sound, electricity, magnetism, and the structure of atoms.

Notice how matter and energy are fucking separate in that definition? That’s because your theory is bullshit, this quote is bullshit, and everything involved in these ideas are bullshit.

But what about Quantum Physics???

Oh Deepak….pooor sweet Deepak….shut the fuck up about quantum physics because you are nothing more than a bullshit artist who has absolutely no understanding of quantum.

“It is safe to say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.”

Richard Feynman. -Theoretical Quantum Fucking Physicist

Please…if a quantum physicist says that quantum physicists don’t even comprehend quantum mechanics, how can your favorite Youtube channeler or writer of idiotic secret books understands it better than they do?

Quantum mechanics deals with things at the incredibly small-scale. This is why it is so hard to understand because it deals with things that we cannot see or measure. What we can however do is measure the effects of quantum mechanics on the things that we can see and measure.

Think of it like this, and I’ll admit this is a poor analogy because I am not a physicist, but imagine you come across a slab of concrete and in the concrete there is a shoe print. No one else is around to have made the shoe print but you know that at some point there had to have been a shoe in order to have made that shoe print. So we could come up with various theories as to who made that shoe print and when it occurred by measuring the size of the print, the type of shoe that made it, the depth of the print to determine the weight of what who created it, etc…etc….etc…

Now, we understand that the universe is expanding. We can measure the rate of expansion yet the cause of that expansion is still unknown, we do however have a good idea that something had to have started the expansion or else it wouldn’t currently be expanding. This is where quantum physics comes into play and attempts to explain what we see today and why we see it as it is.

Quantum physics does not explain any of your Youtube Channeler or spiritualists ideas. Spooky action at a distance does not describe ghosts. The double slit experiment does not mean that nothing actually exists. The other dimensions that exist outside of the 4 that we experience are not higher, or better, or spiritual…in fact the other dimensions are tiny if you read anything about quantum physics. So your 9th dimensional angel healer guide is about a 1000th the size of the pinhead your brain fits on.

Anyway…if you believe any of this bullshit, you haven’t read through the entirety of this post…since reading isn’t your strong suit. If you have read through the entire article, you are probably like-minded and hopefully found it entertaining. Thank you for reading.