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Increasing My BS Vibrations

This article will deal with Quantum Woo. For more information, click here.

Let’s start with some definitions…

Vibration: an oscillation of the parts of a fluid or an elastic solid whose equilibrium has been disturbed, or of an electromagnetic wave.

Frequency: the rate at which something occurs or is repeated over a particular period of time or in a given sample. Such as a sound or electromagnetic wave.

Energy: The capacity of doing work.

Alright so now that we’ve gotten the definitions out-of-the-way, let me tell you that you are completely full of shit. There is no such thing as raising your frequency or your vibrations. First off, frequency of what? Vibration of what? These are words used to describe things.

For example a sound wave…


See those crests, those are how we would judge the frequency of a sound wave. It is the number of times that a wave reaches the same point in a given period of time. If the above illustration was a second, the frequency of the two lines would be 6 and 3 respectively. These do not represent positive or negative thinking…if you think they do, you are full of shit.

Now let’s discuss vibrations. I keep hearing morons talk about increasing their vibrations in order to exist on a higher plane of reality. What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Nothing, because when you ask for an actual definition they simply move the goalpost anytime you try to get them to actually answer the fucking question. It doesn’t even make sense that higher beings would have to exist at higher vibrations while lower beings would exist at lower vibrations.

Guess what….your thoughts do not create your reality, otherwise how in the fuck would I be able to tell you that your beliefs are fucking stupid and that you are a goddamned moron for believing in them? Guess what else? I have a pretty good life. I have more than enough money, I have a great deal of contentment, I have a great job, friends, and a wonderful family life. Yet, according to your bullshit ideology I must exist on the extreme low-end of the vibration scale, since I think that you are full of shit.

Now…Energy….let’s talk about energy…

I’ve seen folks say that all is energy…Well….that’s pretty god damned special since energy is the capacity for doing something. We eat a certain amount of food, to produce a certain amount of energy, to exist a certain amount longer in life. Our cars use a certain amount of gas, to produce a certain amount of energy, to go a certain distance down the road.

Now perhaps where this gets confusing is that everything is made out of energy. In order for anything to be created something else has to give up something. In order to create, something else has to be destroyed, to eat, something has to die, to do anything, something else has to occur. However, all bread is made from flour….you couldn’t eat a cup of flour and say you just enjoyed a loaf of bread. Energy converts to matter and then matter into various forms of energy, however I believe that some folks forget about mass.

The mass of a molecule does not change. So a molecule with a given mass will continue to have that mass regardless of the state in which it exists. Water for example may weigh differently in its various forms, liquid, solid or gas. However the mass of the water molecule H2O remains the same regardless of the state in which it exists. If it had more or less mass then it would cease to be water.  A water molecule is always going to be a water molecule, this is why the water cycle works.

This brings me back to vibration. Vibration of an object can go up or down depending upon outside forces, yet the object itself remains the same. Objects exposed to heat will  vibrate faster, objects exposed to cold will vibrate slower. This is why elements can exist in moth solid, liquid, and gas forms. I’ve heard some idiots claim that only water exists in these three forms yet given the proper temperatures any element, even helium, can exist in these three states, given the proper temperature and pressures. We need look no further than the other planets in our own solar system for proof of this.

So what does all of this mean in?

There are many people out there that believe if you can “Raise your frequency” by “increasing your vibrations” then you can create your own reality because “everything is energy.” Hopefully, I’ve been able to point out that this is bullshit.

I’ve seen some try to use Einstein to promote this bullshit idea in the form of this quote.

“Everything is energy and that’s all there is to it. Match the frequency of the reality you want and you cannot help but get that reality. It can be no other way. This is not philosophy. This is physics.”


A.) Einstein didn’t say this bullshit quote.

B.) That isn’t physics

  • Definition of physics: the branch of science concerned with the nature and properties of matter and energy. The subject matter of physics, distinguished from that of chemistry and biology, includes mechanics, heat, light and other radiation, sound, electricity, magnetism, and the structure of atoms.

Notice how matter and energy are fucking separate in that definition? That’s because your theory is bullshit, this quote is bullshit, and everything involved in these ideas are bullshit.

But what about Quantum Physics???

Oh Deepak….pooor sweet Deepak….shut the fuck up about quantum physics because you are nothing more than a bullshit artist who has absolutely no understanding of quantum.

“It is safe to say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.”

Richard Feynman. -Theoretical Quantum Fucking Physicist

Please…if a quantum physicist says that quantum physicists don’t even comprehend quantum mechanics, how can your favorite Youtube channeler or writer of idiotic secret books understands it better than they do?

Quantum mechanics deals with things at the incredibly small-scale. This is why it is so hard to understand because it deals with things that we cannot see or measure. What we can however do is measure the effects of quantum mechanics on the things that we can see and measure.

Think of it like this, and I’ll admit this is a poor analogy because I am not a physicist, but imagine you come across a slab of concrete and in the concrete there is a shoe print. No one else is around to have made the shoe print but you know that at some point there had to have been a shoe in order to have made that shoe print. So we could come up with various theories as to who made that shoe print and when it occurred by measuring the size of the print, the type of shoe that made it, the depth of the print to determine the weight of what who created it, etc…etc….etc…

Now, we understand that the universe is expanding. We can measure the rate of expansion yet the cause of that expansion is still unknown, we do however have a good idea that something had to have started the expansion or else it wouldn’t currently be expanding. This is where quantum physics comes into play and attempts to explain what we see today and why we see it as it is.

Quantum physics does not explain any of your Youtube Channeler or spiritualists ideas. Spooky action at a distance does not describe ghosts. The double slit experiment does not mean that nothing actually exists. The other dimensions that exist outside of the 4 that we experience are not higher, or better, or spiritual…in fact the other dimensions are tiny if you read anything about quantum physics. So your 9th dimensional angel healer guide is about a 1000th the size of the pinhead your brain fits on.

Anyway…if you believe any of this bullshit, you haven’t read through the entirety of this post…since reading isn’t your strong suit. If you have read through the entire article, you are probably like-minded and hopefully found it entertaining. Thank you for reading.


Wednesday Woo

Wednesday Woo #4: Quantum Woo

For last weeks Wednesday Woo, click here.

“What one man calls God, another calls the laws of physics.”

Nikola Tesla

Quantum mechanics has shown us an entirely different and counter-intuitive physical world that can be conflated into the wildest ideas by those who speculate and misconstrue its findings. There is the variety of folks who claim that it is proof of god, since its spooky action seems almost like what is described in their religious books.

Hebrews 11:3 “By faith we understand that the entire universe was formed at God’s command, that what we now see did not come from anything that can be seen.”

This idea is even offered in quote mines from the founding fathers of this branch of physics:

Waren Heisenberg: “After the conversations about Indian philosophy, some of the ideas of Quantum Physics that had seemed so crazy suddenly made much more sense.”

Erwin Schrodinger: “This life of yours which you are living is not merely a piece of this entire existence, but in a certain sense the whole; only this whole is not so constituted that it can be surveyed in one single glance. This, as we know, is that sacred, mystic formula which is yet really so simple and so clear; tat tvam asi, this is you. Or, again, in such words as “I am in the east and the west, I am above and below, I am this entire world.”

While this seems like great proof for the idea that the ancient ideas of reality have been revealed through quantum mechanics, it’s nothing more than wishful thinking. It’s true that some of the great minds who made discoveries in this field of science were familiar with the ancient texts of the vedas, as well as the bible, but this doesn’t mean their discoveries proved them. There also tends to be no real way of conveying the message of these scientific phenomena to the masses without taking a romantic and familiar approach. Granted, some of them may have followed such magical thinking, while some did not. Einstein expressed himself with the romantic antics of the spiritual, while maintaining a form of deism – which lacks a personal god.

Some of them actually seemed to have a god belief, like Werner Heisenberg, who claimed, “The first gulp from the glass of natural sciences will turn you into an atheist, but at the bottom of the glass God is waiting for you.”

There is also Erwin Schroedinger, who in the spirit of the Vedas expressed, “In itself, the insight is not new. The earliest records, to my knowledge date back some 2500 years or more… the recognition ATMAN = BRAHMAN (the personal self equals the omnipresent, all-comprehending eternal self) was in Indian thought considered, far from being blasphemous, to represent the quintessence of deepest insight into the happenings of the world.”

One thing that must be considered when going through all of these quotes and ideas of quantum mechanics is that not all of those who study physics are theists. Victor Stenger , a renowned particle physicist and author, is atheist, as are Sean Michael Carroll, and Lawrence Krauss. So which is it? Natural science proves god, or doesn’t it? If it truly proved the god-claim, surely all of those who gain an understanding of it would alter their belief accordingly. It just goes to show that mere quotes are not real evidence of anything. It also demonstrates that even when a scientist thinks they have proven the mystical realm, further experimenting may reveal they have not.

“So which is it? Natural science proves god, or doesn’t it?”

Since the double-slit experiment has made it into the mainstream era of spiritualism, it has been attached to the claim that the “non-duality” function of particles shows the yin-yang attributes of reality, and that the physical world is guided by consciousness because particles seem to change when observed. Some will even go so far as to say that reality simply doesn’t exist at all. Therefore, magic is real, and we are merely consciousness experiencing itself. We = god, right? Not exactly…

Experiments at the quantum level behave differently because they are being done at an atomic and subatomic level. It’s difficult to imagine such a world on our much larger scale, simply because our perspective differs. If we were 2 dimensional beings, it would be quite strange to experiment with a 3D world. Such is the same with the realm of the very small. Although, there have been experiments created that demonstrate what occurs at the quantum level for us to see.

As was demonstrated above, the actions at the quantum level do not prove that reality doesn’t exist. The moon is still revolving around the earth, even when you’re not looking.

Now to get to this “observer” phenomenon. An observer, as defined by quantum physics, differs from the layman idea of observation; much like the definition of the word “theory” differs from how we utilize it in daily life. An observer in physics is what interacts with the particles in an effort to find measurements and obtain data. Since the quantum world is much, MUCH smaller than what we are accustomed to interacting with, any measurement of it can interfere with behaviors seen. It has nothing to do with consciousness, since it can be seen occurring even without a conscious, human observer.

So how about that duality function of particles, eh? It’s rather funny, since I know a bit about duality in terms of its spiritual connotations. According to woo-woo, duality is an illusion caused by ego: the I -vs- other dynamic. In the philosophy, the “I” doesn’t exist, and all that exists is “One”.  I’m not sure how the particle-wave duality has anything to do with this other than the label “duality”. I am sure there are people who will stretch their logical faculties pretty far to make the connection, but in truth, there is none.

Why would the spiritual woo-woo and god-botherers claim that science proves consciousness is magic? For one, it fills up their community with credulous believers who will fall for any sort of claim they make. Such communities make for great sales, since word-of-mouth recommendations travel faster than the speed of any debunking. Do a quick google search for quantum healing, and you will be flooded with everything from magic jewelry to reiki. Apparently this is a very lucrative prospect. Check out the nano wand from China.


There was a stretch of time were I believed that quantum mechanics was some sort of proof that our reality is directly connected to consciousness and god. In fact, it took me a while to come out of this ideology. It wasn’t until I became open-minded to being wrong about these notions that I found the truth: I was being lied to. I fell for it, hook, line, and sinker – posting the Werner Heisenberg quote about finding god at the bottom of the glass of science over and over again. It was not fun to set aside my ideas about reality, but once I discovered I was wrong, and opened myself up to new evidence, I found much relief and wonder in the truth. I began watching a youtube channel called “Martymer81” where I found a skeptic who truly challenged my thoughts on this subject. I started researching things he said, and reading books from credited physicists like Lawrence Krauss and Stephen Hawking. Come to find out, I was dead wrong when it came to this subject. I had abused physics, used it, and conflated it all because I wanted to find comfort in a reality that seemed confusing, cold, and too rational. But since then, I have discovered the rational world to be one of curiosity as opposed to coldness. There’s so much more to find in science, and to close the door on that for a belief in woo or god is the ultimate closed-minded prospect. If all explanations point to the divine, then what is left to be curious about?

Here’s Martymer81’s take on quantum physics abuse. I hope you enjoy it as much as I have.